Hi. I’m Paul. You probably know me as the founder and head boy of Oh, a Rock! Studios, creator of such fine visual novelettes as My Nigerian Prince and Francy Droo, or perhaps from my second-place showing in the Haddam Neck Fair beard competition (Neatness division). I’m here to tell you that there’s more to me than that—I also played either Beebop or Rocksteady in Shawnee High School’s 2002 spirit week presentation; I can’t remember which.


I wasn’t kidding.

You want more? Hey, a fan! All right! I graduated from the University of Maryland (GO TERPS!) with a degree in Psychology and a minor in hiding from my roommates. I’m originally from South Jersey, which is the nice part of the state that has cranberry bogs and hotels in the shape of elephants. I have two rabbits named Phoenix and Maya and a turtle named Agrus Kos, Wojek Veteran. In my spare time, I blog about yard sales. I also enjoy Constant Comment tea and running races very slowly (the turtle would be proud). When I was little, I always wanted to start a spoon collection, but my parents would never let me.

I also make awesome videogames.

…Maybe I should’ve mentioned that before the spoons.

Besides my work with Oh, a Rock!, I provide freelance writing, proofreading, design, and testing services to a variety of gaming projects, big and small. My clients include Moment Games, Choice of Games, and Daedalic Entertainment. Here on this site you’ll find links to the projects I’ve worked on, a blog about life as an indie game developer, and my résumé in case you’d like to hire me to work on your next game (PLEASE HIRE ME).

I hope you enjoy my website, and if you don’t, I hope you never tell me. I just don’t think I could take that kind of rejection.

Love, Paul.

UPDATE: I have since acquired one (1) spoon. I’m happy with my collection so far.